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Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.

Oct 18, 2024

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There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.

Oct 18, 2024

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I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig.

Oct 18, 2024

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You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

Oct 18, 2024

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There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.

Oct 18, 2024

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A glittering gem is not enough.

Oct 18, 2024

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He didn’t understand why the bird wanted to ride the bicycle.

Oct 18, 2024

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After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed.

Oct 18, 2024

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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

Oct 18, 2024

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She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.

Oct 18, 2024

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