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Be careful with that butter knife.

Oct 18, 2024

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It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.

Oct 18, 2024

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They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.

Oct 18, 2024

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I’ll have you know I’ve written over fifty novels

Oct 18, 2024

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He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.

Oct 18, 2024

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Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence.

Oct 18, 2024

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I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport.

Oct 18, 2024

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Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door.

Oct 18, 2024

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The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.

Oct 18, 2024

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Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.

Oct 18, 2024

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