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Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.

Oct 27, 2024

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She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes.

Oct 27, 2024

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He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn’t eat.

Oct 27, 2024

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Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.

Oct 27, 2024

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He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

Oct 27, 2024

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The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.

Oct 27, 2024

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As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.

Oct 27, 2024

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He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

Oct 27, 2024

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Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.

Oct 27, 2024

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Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails.

Oct 27, 2024

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